Picture worth a thousand words...

... and then some. Here's the picture, coming from this blog. The blog is running a joke competition leading up to the big game this weekend. Feel free to peruse for your own entertainment.


What do you get if you see a Michigan fan buried up to his neck in sand?
More sand.

What do you call 20 Michigan fans laying on the lawn?
Fertilizer.

How do you keep a Michigan football player out of your yard?
Put up a goalpost.


A Michigan football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.