It seems the Middle East suspects a conspiracy among animals to help the Israelis wreak havoc on their neighbors. What in anyone's mind would seem preposterous apparently isn't without consideration by those mistrusting neighbors of Israel. After all, look at that bird. His sinister intentions are painted across his face. Or maybe he got the worst from his parents...
Today, we highlight this research bird on the right. Heaven knows what it was really doing flying around down there with a GPS beacon, but I can say that if I had found a bird with a GPS beacon, I would've reported it to the wildlife officials to see what they had been tracking it for. But in Saudi Arabia, the bird is accused of being a spy. Go figure. Of course, animal rights lawyers could have a field day with this, but even they don't want to get involved in Middle-Eastern politics; I don't blame them.
This accusation of the bird follows an even more ridiculous proposition a few weeks ago that Israel had released a killer shark in the hopes of impairing the tourism industry in Egypt. Honestly, have you ever heard of the pyramids? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go to Egypt for the beaches, just saying.
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